I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
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You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
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I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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