no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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