did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
Randomize