hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
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And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
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My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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