Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
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Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
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The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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