i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
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Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
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I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
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