Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Still dying that you shit outside
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Dicks are not precious.
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