Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
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I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
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While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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