we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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