I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
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Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
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Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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