and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
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Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
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As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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