How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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