when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
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