I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
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