i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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