think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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