Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
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and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
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1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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