Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
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looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
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You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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