it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
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i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
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He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
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