I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
only if we run a train.
done.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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