I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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