Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
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Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
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The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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