It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Randomize
