You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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