we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
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