id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Randomize
