It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
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