There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
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So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
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Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
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Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
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