how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
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Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
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We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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