I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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