Yo dont text me then not text me
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
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He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
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KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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