at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
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I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
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I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
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