i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
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