all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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