What a fucking waste of an outfit
only if we run a train.
done.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
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