It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
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I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
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He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
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