I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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