so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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