Those balls look pretty dangerous.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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