Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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