Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
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we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
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Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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