I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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