bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
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He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
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You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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