We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Randomize
