Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
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