You work out of a Hotel?
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
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I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
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Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
sex in a hospital.. check
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
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