Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
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i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
You took a bar mat shot.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
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If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
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