I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
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There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
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omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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