I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
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I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
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A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
false alarm, still single
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
Randomize