Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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