quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
he just fucked me for my cheese.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
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