I must be too annoying 4 u.
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
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Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
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You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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