Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
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I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
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I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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